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It was 10 years when my elder brother bought a scary mask with blood in pare. And one day i took it to scary him. I hanged it over the bed when he felt asleep after the school, and i lied near him and felt asleep to, and you won't believe i forgot about the mask. 2 hours later we got up and saw the mask after what i was all white and my brother was shouting because he was scared. After that story he closed the mask in wardrobe. Will you believe, it is your own deal.