Нужен вымышленный текст на анлийском языке который начинается со слов "отнажды со мной ..."

One happened to me a strange situation. I walked down the street and suddenly I heard strange cries from the window of the house, I thought that people just had an argument. I go further and suddenly a meter away from me, out of the window came water. I was very lucky that I have not got. I decided to climb into the apartment. Rings the bell, the door opens a little girl to me and holds me in the room, and there is a grandmother on the windowsill and window washing. I stared at it in horror. Even a little bit and she would have fallen. But the grandmother, not paying attention to me, took a basin of water and poured through a window. I went home, and for a long time did not understand this strange situation ...