Примеры каламбура в английском языке

Английскими каламбурами славится санс из Undertale.

Но так же могут помочь и эти каламбуры)

1. One trains the mind, the other minds the train

2. The police officer had a fine time with the traffic violator.

3. - How can eating make you sad?

- If it is a mourning meal.

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? It was two tired.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.