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6 мая, 22:48

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Read the jokes paying attention to the use of modal verbs, and then reproduce them.

1. Jack: My dog can count.

Teacher: Can he?

Jack: I ask him how much two minus two is and he says nothing.

2. M ike: Tom, your father is a teacher and you cannot read and write.

Tom: Your father is a doctor and your little brother has no teeth.

3. M other: You must not use these bad words, Tom. Tom: Mummy, but Shakespeare uses them.

M other: Don't play with him any more.

4. Ann: Granny, may I eat the whole cake? Grandmother: Yes, you may, if you can.

5. It was Frankie's first visit to the zoo. "What do you think of the animals," asked his father. After a critical inspection of the animals the boy answered, "I think the kanga roo and the elephant must change tails."